today, in food tech, we were making pavlovas  ben caldwell decided that a raw egg yolk  would taste really yummy and dared himself to do so he tried to take a sip of the gooey mixture in the saucer and spat it out into a nearby sink i took a sip and swallowed it, and it didnt taste...

  i seee a chair i seee a baloon i seee a FROG!!!

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  I' not a serial killer! I just... Like. To. Kill people.

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    a scary guy in a ski mask walks up to a maccas register, the man behind the counter says "good morning and welcome to mcdonalds how can i help you?" the robber says "uh..i'll just get a cheesbuger and a large fries to go" he takes his order and gets in his car to leave he realizes...